-About Me-

My names Sean, and I currently work for one of America's top retailing bookstores. I'm currently in the process of writing a book containing short stories about the ridiculous events that have taken place since I've started working there, almost four years ago. I've made this site to share the stories that will be featured in my book. These are all true stories and events. I have only modified certain titles, names and/or plots to keep me from getting arrested, fired, and more importantly, to keep me safe from the crazy ass people who are in them. I hope you enjoy reading these stories as much as I had enjoyed living them, because what you are about to read, is shit you just can’t make up.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Caution: The Beverage You’re About to Enjoy is Extremely Hot!

“What? 180 degrees? How can you serve that water? 90 degrees is boiling, that’s absurd!”

Synopsis:
       While working up in the cafe on a usual day, dealing with all sorts of assholes, a particular couple had walked up to me and requested two drinks. Yet when the man asked for his tea, he made it a point that I gave him the hottest water we had. After fulfilling his request, the man disregarded my warning of how hot the water is, and well you can guess what happened next...



An Honest Question From a Deeply Concerned Customer

"Are you guy's still in business?"
                            -Really lady? Would you be here, standing in front of me if we weren't?

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Writing Update

Hey all, I haven't posted in a while because I've been busy finishing up my book, and getting some proposals ready to send out to a few publishers. Hopefully someone will want to run with the idea. I plan on putting up some more excerpts from stories in the next few days.