-About Me-

My names Sean, and I currently work for one of America's top retailing bookstores. I'm currently in the process of writing a book containing short stories about the ridiculous events that have taken place since I've started working there, almost four years ago. I've made this site to share the stories that will be featured in my book. These are all true stories and events. I have only modified certain titles, names and/or plots to keep me from getting arrested, fired, and more importantly, to keep me safe from the crazy ass people who are in them. I hope you enjoy reading these stories as much as I had enjoyed living them, because what you are about to read, is shit you just can’t make up.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Kids Are Smarter Than They Look

"What the hell happened to Clifford? Did they get sued for racism and had to switch up the color?”

Synopsis:
       As I was working one morning on the book floor, an opportunity arose for me to dress up as a character for the stores infamous story time. Regrettably I had done so, and I can say this with complete honesty that I will never fucking do something so ridiculous ever again in my life. Kids are to damn smart.